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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Artificial Intelligence Is Unlocking the Secrets of Black Holes - WIRED
So they tried
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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